A good comedy ends in marriage—and a good marriage should be full of comedy. Whether you are the bride or groom, a best man or maid of honor, or simply the sort of friend or relative who can’t resist the chance to speak your heart and mind (that is,
), the greatest gift you can bring to any wedding ceremony is a well-rehearsed wedding speech that is light, fun, and hopeful. Leave the tired gags about bossy wives or disloyal husbands at the door, and peg your thoughts instead to that one form of humor all wedding guests can revel in: Stupid, stupid puns.
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Below, find 26 short wedding puns guaranteed to make even grandma laugh—plus a smattering of funny marriage quotes that don’t once use the phrase “mother-in-law” to get a laugh. Congratulations, and
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Did you hear about the two spiders who just got engaged? I hear they met on the web. Check out these relationship tweets that are hysterically accurate.
Two cannon balls got married this morning. I hear they’re already expecting BBs. If you’re heading to a wedding soon, give the new couple one of the best wedding gifts they’ll cherish forever.
Did you hear about the bald man who married his comb? He promised, “I’ll never part with it!” There’s a story about an odd gift in this list made by 11 wedding planners, revealing their craziest client requests.
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Funny Marriage Jokes And One Liners
Marriage is becoming more and more progressive. I hear two scoutmasters decided to tie the knot. Check out some of the most fascinating wedding traditions from around the world.
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s been a very emotional day. Even the cake is in tiers. You’re sure to get a laugh out of these hilarious photos of wedding mishaps and antics.
Sadly, hydrogen and helium broke things off. But they still think of each other periodically. We like this pun, but a bad pun is almost as annoying as these wedding guests that you’ll, unfortunately, meet at every wedding.
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“You don’t need to be on the same wavelength to succeed in marriage. You just need to be able to ride each other’s waves.”
While you’re thinking about including this quote in your wedding toast, take a look at the 10 luckiest wedding traditions from around the world for inspiration, too
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Best Man Speech Jokes To Have The Newlyweds And Wedding Guests Hooting With Laughter
“You don’t need to be on the same wavelength to succeed in marriage. You just need to be able to ride each other’s waves.”
While you’re thinking about including this quote in your wedding toast, take a look at the 10 luckiest wedding traditions from around the world for inspiration, too
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